If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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