I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
