i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Randomize
