I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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