I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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