your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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