So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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