Don't make out with my wife yet
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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