Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
