my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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