Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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