u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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