Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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