I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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