I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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