I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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