I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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