this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
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