oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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