Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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