Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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