She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
We named our party play list daddy issues
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Randomize
