I'm so fucking centered right now
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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