I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Is it because I queefed?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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