Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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