Dual....:-)
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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