Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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