whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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