he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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