My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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