dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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