the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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