WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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