Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
i wish my penis had a tongue
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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