i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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