if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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