Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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