you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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