We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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