Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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