well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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