She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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