Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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