you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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