i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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