As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Randomize
