dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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