My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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