no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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