I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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