I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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