I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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