week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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