genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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